I fucking despise Revels. Who walks into Tesco and says, yeah lemme buy some fucking Revels. Who the fuck are you? And they’re like five quid too, I wouldn’t mind some of those money bags give em to me and they’ll get more use than those freaks up at the Mars company creating sludgy skibidi sloppy type shit.
Another thing on my nerves recently is that yellow bastard Verity. That damn ball does be all over my Instagram and I hate that I like it, the song, the voice, everything. I should be taking that little factoid to the grave but it is what it is.